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June 30, 2011
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Truth Comes Out
I’m no genius. Trying to find workarounds for Garage Band on Mac to edit a song that most of my friends hate me for not finishing. Sorry guys: I don’t know where I went, and I don’t know why I stayed there for so long.
February 23, 2011
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Tumblr Cain’t Tie Me Down
Cain’t tie me down, cain’t force tie die upon me, either. But I haven’t been here for a while, so I thought I’d spew out some mouth defecation real quick to let my homies know I’m still alive and thinking. Not thinking in the broad sense of still really operating on a human level; rather, I’m more in a base mode of primal functioning. Oh well, we can’t all be geniuses.
So, what does everyone think I should do today. As if I care.
Think I’ll get a good six hours of sleep and pick up my spark plug wires. Mission. Maybe I’ll buy some new shades and grease up the skillet just to turn myself on. Never to cook.
Mom saw my new place. She says the state of advanced interior dilapidation means I’m out of my mind. What did parents ever know, anyway?
September 5, 2010
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![thedailywhat:
Sign Of The Times of the Day: MTE.
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Sign Of The Times of the Day: MTE.
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(Source: thedailywhat)
September 4, 2010
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Dumber Than Shit.
I can’t believe the crap these people are posting on Tumblr. Oh, yeah, wait…wait…wait…yes I can!!! Because people are neither inherently good nor evil. They are inherently fucking stupid. Have a good night. I hope I marry a dumb babe I can control. Good night. I hope I have dumb kids I can control. Good night. I hope I’m dumb enough to have both of the things I just mentioned, DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 3, 2010
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UPDATE: Seriously this needs to have more reblogs, etc. Will it help if I mentioned that in this video the Slipnutz open up for heavy metal band Slipknot at the Continental Airlines Arena??! Come on people.
The Slipnutz
Last night on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Jon Glaser from Delocated came on and the Roots played him on with the Slipnutz song.
Slipnutz is an amazing Conan bit that Jon Glaser, Andy Blitz, and Brian Stack did on Late Night way back. If you aren’t familiar with this, please watch the above clip now.
Conan will be on TBS soon!!!
(via paulscheer)
August 24, 2010
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TV Promo of the Day: First look sneak peek trailer for Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant’s An Idiot Abroad — a documentary series featuring beloved round-headed buffon Karl Pilkington traveling around the world and hating every minute of it.
The show is scheduled to begin airing this September on Sky1. International air dates have yet to be announced.
[videogum.]
I don’t know why this looks so damn good to me. Maybe because I know too many people who can’t be bothered to have a good time outside their own environment.
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Tumblrbot
I can’t believe I just had a deep convo with Tumblrbot.
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
I’ll tell you, but only for fun. Dead people. You can do so much with dead people, though I suppose they aren’t completely inanimate even when they die. See, there are bacteria involved, which become part of the decomposing body, eating it, pooping shit out, you know. And so I guess there is still some life existing in there once the person dies, though the life itself does not belong to the previous possessor of the casement. So, let’s go with something else. I do quite like boxes. Boxes of most kinds. I think it’s because they hold secrets, some for as long as it takes to undo some glue, and some for centuries or millenia, until some clever being comes along and finally breaks them open. I love boxes, because I never know what’s in there until I pry the suckers wide open. Last time I opened a gift box, I got money wrapped with scorpions.
August 23, 2010
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My review of Avenged Sevenfold’s album “Nightmare” is now live at Smashing Peppers (smashingpeppers.com). Check it out, and then read some other reviews. Thanks, ever’body.
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Just do this one thing before I die, folks: Check out Smashingpeppers.com. Awesome music review site. Pretty soon, I’ll be one of the reviewers, so keep checking back for my ish.
August 19, 2010
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Hipsters
Please, don’t latch on to hipster jokes and stock your entire humor department with them. All this hipster shit isn’t funny anymore, just like dumb-shit ninja humor and pirate vs. ninja humor. Get creative. Telling hipster jokes and calling people hipsters is about as original as trailer trash drinking Mountain Dew and scaring cockroaches off the toilet.
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Neal Slavin (b. Aug. 19, 1941): Capitol Wrestling Corporation, Washington D.C., from “Groups in America” portfolio, 1979 - Chromogenic development print (Museum of Contemporary Photography)
August 18, 2010
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Thank God for Pabst. If he hadn’t provided the inspired recipe to his amanuensis, whom we now call erroneously “the inventor” of the brew, most human beings would now be dead. It’s a fact, so go Google it, you idiot! And that’s why they can charge over $20.00 in China for a bottle of the company’s new beer recipe. And Americans, do NOT complain because you can’t get it. I think we all agree that China is more in need of it right now.
Love,
Jon
