JonSpaceBook: Archive

Truth Comes Out

I’m no genius. Trying to find workarounds for Garage Band on Mac to edit a song that most of my friends hate me for not finishing. Sorry guys: I don’t know where I went, and I don’t know why I stayed there for so long.

Jun 30th

Feb 24th

So many Animated gif's on here These Days

Feb 23rd

Tumblr Cain't Tie Me Down

Cain’t tie me down, cain’t force tie die upon me, either. But I haven’t been here for a while, so I thought I’d spew out some mouth defecation real quick to let my homies know I’m still alive and thinking. Not thinking in the broad sense of still really operating on a human level; rather, I’m more in a base mode of primal functioning. Oh well, we can’t all...

Feb 23rd

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Sep 5th

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Dumber Than Shit.

I can’t believe the crap these people are posting on Tumblr. Oh, yeah, wait…wait…wait…yes I can!!! Because people are neither inherently good nor evil. They are inherently fucking stupid. Have a good night. I hope I marry a dumb babe I can control. Good night. I hope I have dumb kids I can control. Good night. I hope I’m dumb enough to have both of the things I just...

Sep 5th

Sep 4th

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Aug 24th

233 notes

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Tumblrbot

I can’t believe I just had a deep convo with Tumblrbot.

Aug 24th

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

Aug 24th

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Aug 23rd

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Hipsters

Please, don’t latch on to hipster jokes and stock your entire humor department with them. All this hipster shit isn’t funny anymore, just like dumb-shit ninja humor and pirate vs. ninja humor. Get creative. Telling hipster jokes and calling people hipsters is about as original as trailer trash drinking Mountain Dew and scaring cockroaches off the toilet.

Aug 19th

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Aug 19th

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Aug 19th

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Does Bose Blow? →

Kind of a weird post for me, but what the fudge? I figure all’s fair in love and Tumblr, right? I should kick my own ass for using that line, so let’s just get to the point. I’ve always disliked Bose for their strange trickery and shady withholding of technical info on their products. This is an awesome article that sums up the debate over whether “Bose blows.” I...

Aug 14th

Aug 12th

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Oh my...

Know I haven’t been here in a while, but I’ve been doing so much stuff…like nursing my grandfather into the grave, trying to find work and getting it, making amends with close friends. It’s a tough life, isn’t it? And yet, if we decide to pull through, we sometimes get what we need. And then, if we try really hard, we can even get what it is we WANT. I apologize for...

Aug 12th

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Watch

I went to Mineral King, an offshoot of the more popular destinations within Sequoia National Park. It’s quite a remote location, requiring the driver to administer above average driving ability on a truly one lane road (as in, one car at a damn time). I almost killed a motorcyclist on the wrong side of the road, I made some videos for my parents, I talked to a ranger and some weird people,...

Jun 10th

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Pop's House

The only reason to keep living in Pop’s house is to write a scathing memoir of my singular experiences in and out of the domicile. Oh yeah, and then there’s the fiscal factor, the bank account that Chase Bank North America has started labeling “Poverty Poke” in their official mailed statements. (For those of you not privy to long-withstanding, though antiquated lingual...

Jun 10th

Texted

So, hi, is everyone here using “text” as a verb now? As in, “Hey, what are you doing, stranger boy?” “Oh, nothing, I’m just texting my friend that he should get me some righteous drugs.” Or as in, “Did you text that guy about killing the bobcat in the back yard yet?” Here’s the thing, folks: if you’re already using the slang...

Apr 21st

Jan 20th

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Watch

I laughed all the way into the next millennium. thedailywhat: Lights Out: How could the Alaska Nanooks possibly top their previous rocket-propelled-polar-bear-featuring hockey open? Four words: Jet-powered polar bear. [thanks jon!]

Jan 20th

Top 10 brain damaging habits.

Just thought I should post this so everyone knows my brain is going down the proverbial shitter. pengwin: teenagedreams: thelittletiger: 1. No breakfast People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration. 2. Overeating It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a...

Jan 20th

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Jan 18th

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Jan 18th

367 notes

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Robo Cafe = Total Robot Takeover →

I can’t wait for the world to end. Follow the link; you’ll see what I mean.

Jan 18th

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World's Smallest Espresso Machine →

This is just insane.

Jan 18th

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Handbag Weight Chart →

I suppose women always know best. And, if such is the case, then I should probably get a smart phone to carry on my person. Furthermore, I should probably keep up with ladies so we’ll have something to connect about and so she won’t look down on me and decide not to marry me. I’d hate to wake up after a one-night stand to a woman searching through my possessions, saying,...

Jan 18th

Tumbling is getting difficult without being a...

Jan 15th